I want nachos like 99% of the time.
ive started a thing where when i make a good joke in my car i hit the ceiling a lot and im never going to stop
He’s lying it’s literally never a good joke
Jokers keep putting a statue of The Duke of Wellington on top of this traffic cone outside the Gallery of Modern art.
A little boy (who could have only been about 6) on the bus this morning was yelling the tune to The Final Countdown.